OH NO

SEASON WHAT?

Season ending knee injury.

BUT YOU DON'T MEAN HE'S OUT FOR THE WHOLE SEASON?.

Yes. Season-ending means his season has ended.

DO YOU THINK HE'LL BE BACK NEXT SUNDAY?

No.

WHAT ABOUT THE PLAYOFFS?

Nope.

DO YOU MEAN HE WON'T BE BACK AT ALL?

You're getting it.

I MEAN AT ALL?

There's a little piece of foam on your chin. Want me to get it?

NO. DON'T TOUCH ME. OH GOD. OH GOD. THIS MEANS HE WON'T BE BACK.

You know, it's fun to watch actual learning. They don't always do it in my classes.

HE WON'T BE BACK EVEN FOR ONE PLAY THE WHOLE SEASON.

But that's probably my fault. I think I'm going to buy a Dove bar. You want one?

BUT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST IN ALL SPORTS HERE IN BOSTON. TOM BRADY IS GOD. HE'S HANDSOME AND MVP AND AN ACCURATE PASSER AND THE TEAM LEADER.

You're getting the foam again.

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY NOW?

Close your eyes and think happy thoughts.

When one thing gets taken away, dear reader, we must be thankful for what we still have.

Hey. Who said shut the f up?

love from Mary Poppins